And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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