Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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