My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
