He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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