Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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