you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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