So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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