I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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