If i come over, it means nothing
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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