So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
