brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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