do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The ass gains better be worth it
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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