3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm having to shit out rocks
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