By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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