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Wipe that smile off your face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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