carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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