youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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