I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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