Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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