yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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