Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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Mom won... But you're looking at it wrong. Every guy wants his mom - Oedipus! So if you play your cards right, you can have him forever
You should have went for a threesome.