I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
