I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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