is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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