My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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