You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Panties = found
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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