He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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