i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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