How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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