I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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