11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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