I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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