I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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