IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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