I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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