i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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