just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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