omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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