Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
bring money and cleavage
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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