he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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