I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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