The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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Michguy you need to lighten up, this website is for fun not criticizing other peoples texts, i have seen you post on several texts and most of yours are negative so take the dick out of your ass and quit trying to make yourself feel better by putting other people down
I put Tabasco in a bottle of beer when my alcoholic ex-roommate kept drinking all my booze. I say justice is justice
Urine is a little too direct. Shave your pubes with an electric razor and put the tiny stubble clippings into the black pepper shaker.
I don't see a problem with urinating on your own food if your roommate is constantly stealing it. Not like he's ruining someone elses goods. Serves him right.
Haha @daemondog I agree :)
You got serious issues if you cannot confront them instead of pouring urine in/on thier food or drink. \n\nKarma will repay you.
Michguy ur a fucking waterhead I'd piss in their beer if I caught them. To many people can't just read these for entertainment, if u don't like reading them find another site u assholes
Good for you. And shut up Michguy.
I agree with deamondog, lighten the fuck up.
Michguy sounds like a fun person.. Yeah I've had friends that have jizzed on a cup, and poured it on this kids face for being a douche. So if you think piss is bad.. Their are worse things
Agree with demondog. And like someone else said it's his own food and drink he is pissing on. \nAlso bear grylls drinks piss all the time so it can't harm him to much. Bloody crakup!