So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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