break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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