He kissed a someone with a penis
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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