fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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