did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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