I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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