Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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i kept thinking it was a guy... Ewe
a great reply to this would be.. "How'd you know it was urine?" --- LOL
12:53 - Dodgeball quote = hilarious
will all you fuckers calling out fake texts keep it to yourself, you aren't helping anyone assholes.
I don't understand why the note requires clarification. It's quite clear.
125, she deff. has a mustache. But the shirt looks wicked cool.
as for OP, some things just sound too random to be true. However, that's not a bad night. That's a bad morning if you were thirsty. Easily mistake it for those those flavor things you put in water.
hahah, well were you thirsty!?
It's not piss, it's Coors Lite.
1:25 i think that he/she/it does.....ewww
Does the girl in the ad who is being felt up have a mustache?
it's probably malt liquor...
because it's sterile and i like the taste!!
2:16 - i think it might be a guy... but i'm tempted to call she-male...
That's a girl in the ad?!
If he actually drank some, I'll be he was really pissed!
Holy crap that's the best thing ever. lmfao
This sight sucks fake texts!!! Mine are real and way funnier dammit!
No, I was not thirsty...a bit hung over, but not thirsty.
And it's not fake dude so shut your face.
'dominique' in the ads. is it me or is she totally flat-chested?
i thought that was a dude
And girls say we don't care about them!