Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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i kept thinking it was a guy... Ewe
a great reply to this would be.. "How'd you know it was urine?" --- LOL
will all you fuckers calling out fake texts keep it to yourself, you aren't helping anyone assholes.
12:53 - Dodgeball quote = hilarious
I don't understand why the note requires clarification. It's quite clear.
125, she deff. has a mustache. But the shirt looks wicked cool.
as for OP, some things just sound too random to be true. However, that's not a bad night. That's a bad morning if you were thirsty. Easily mistake it for those those flavor things you put in water.
hahah, well were you thirsty!?
It's not piss, it's Coors Lite.
1:25 i think that he/she/it does.....ewww
Does the girl in the ad who is being felt up have a mustache?
it's probably malt liquor...
because it's sterile and i like the taste!!
That's a girl in the ad?!
Holy crap that's the best thing ever. lmfao
If he actually drank some, I'll be he was really pissed!
2:16 - i think it might be a guy... but i'm tempted to call she-male...
This sight sucks fake texts!!! Mine are real and way funnier dammit!
No, I was not thirsty...a bit hung over, but not thirsty.
And it's not fake dude so shut your face.
'dominique' in the ads. is it me or is she totally flat-chested?
i thought that was a dude
And girls say we don't care about them!