okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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