thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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