How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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