Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
