If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
