sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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