just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Boobs speak an international language.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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