dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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