i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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